Only a man could've come up with this....

**disclaimer** For those of you who don't like TMI, do not read on.

But for you other sick individuals, here's the deal. I had just bought a new package of pads. Yes, I said pads, as in Always brand personal hygiene accessories. I pulled one out this week, yes, to use. It's a fact of life, people. If your offended, read the disclaimer. Anyway, on the protective backing for the "wings" (which I hate anyway) was the message "Have a happy period." WTH?! Was this little message meant to be cute? It wasn't. There is nothing happy about having your period, and I'm definitely not going to have a happy period just because the protective backing on my pads tell me to. My conclusion is that there is no way a woman would've thought to do something so incredibly stupid. Who in the hell said that that would be a good idea? Who in the hell passed that idea? Whatever.

Went to the beer garden at Strassenfest last night in town. Fun times. Die hard drinkers and it was only Thursday. It started to get really really windy and you could see some dark nasty clouds rolling in and a mildly impressive display of lightning and noone in the beer garden left. Well, me and some of my friends did, but that was only to get a gigantic, melt-in-your-mouth chocolate chip cookie to help soak up some of the alcohol we'd ingested. Can I just say...lovin' the slushie Bacardi Silver O3 and the Watermelon?! Genius.

I got my little Junkitz spiral bound tabbed book done for class next Monday. And, for not being inspired at all when I sat down to have to do it, it turned out pretty darn cute. It didn't go in the direction that I had originally planned, but I'm proud of it. I didn't take any pictures of it because I had to hurry and get it to the Doodlebug. I'll take some pics of it next week and post it.

Well, for some reason, my Fergie video is no longer available, so I went and found the clip of one of my favorite commercials...the Nextel "Push It" commercial. God, I love youtube.com. You can find anything there.

Questions....

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? nope.

2. Do you close your eyes on a roller coaster? Heck no!

3. When's the last time you've been sledding? A couple years ago. Down the side of our driveway, but the snow was so deep we didn't get too far!

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? Alone! I like the bed to myself!

5. Do you believe in ghosts? YES!

6. Do you consider yourself creative? Sometimes

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Yes

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? I don't know. I like them both. But, as someone mentioned on ST, if you're ever stranded on an island, you'd want Jolie. Surely she's picked up some survival crap being out in those third world countries.

9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics? Nope

10. Do you know how to play poker? Yes. And I used to play for money, but I've been out of it for a little while.

!11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? No. Are you kidding? I've always been one to need my sleep.

12. What's your favorite commercial? The one where the business guys are dancing to "Push It" and the first Citi identity theft one where the loser guy is sitting in his recliner in his pj's.

13. Who was your first love? Nathan (sorry, Steve!)

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light?No way. Just my luck it's being monitored by a camera that would still get me a ticket.

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? Yes, well, not many of my friends, at least.

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? Who cares?

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating? Yes, the last time was with Steve...on a date, I believe.

18. How often do you remember your dreams? Every once in a while.

19. What's the one thing on your mind? LOL, nothing, really.

20. Do you always wear your seat belt? I most of the time do. But in my new car I have that annoying beeping sound if you don't buckle up.

21. What talent do you wish you had? That I could play the piano by just hearing music. I've seen someone like that and its just amazing.

22. Do you like Sushi? Never tried it. Raw fish isn't something I go out of my way to try.

23. What do you wear to bed? You don't want me to answer that one....

24. Do you truly hate anyone? No, not really. I may say that I do, but I really don't think I officially hate anyone.

25. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? I could never narrow it down to just one.

26. Do you know anyone in jail? I don't think so. But I'd be crazy to think that some of the people I've partied with didn't end up there.

27. What food do you find disgusting? Raw carrots. Peas.

28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? When I was younger, I'm sure. Now, no way.

29. Have you ever been punched in the face? No

30. Do you believe in angels and demons? Yes